She kept deflecting questions and at a point it was clear she wanted to stay, so I wasn’t going to get in her way. Two weeks gone and he’s on his vacation in Hawaii. I swiftly, being too inebriated to drive, went and got myself a hotel room and a hot shower. As I crossed the threshold I thought I had walked through a god damn wall as the smell that washed over me was horrific and it felt like it had weight. I told him not to bother coming as I didn’t want to see him. This girl (we’d been chatting for like a week or so,) hit me up around 10 pm on a Sunday night and said she’d be in my neck of the woods on her way home and wanted to see if i wanted to hang out. I tell her too bad, I have plans, and drop her off at Cirque. He then saw me in a friend’s Instagram story and showed up to the restaurant we were at. Dinner time rolls around and he tells me he needs to go downstairs to begin prep. Also, I’m thinking she probably has maybe 4 cats at most. Nope. We’ve apparently all been there. Saying bullshit like, 'You see my BMW 3 Series out front? I just got up and left. She wants a 20-piece Chicken McNugget with extra bbq sauce. Reporting on what you care about. Keep in my she just turned 21 and we have nothing on us. I hear a noise, so I look around my car and she’s squatting next to the wall peeing on the ground. We messaged back and forth for a few days. He messages me, asks me if I … Cashier says sorry. I met this guy on tinder and we had a couple really fun dates. She takes about $1,500 worth of clothes to the counter and tells the cashier she really has to pee. posted messages on Twitter and Instagram asking the public for any information they could provide. He made a fake Instagram account which he used to follow me and everybody that I followed. She starts jabbing at my poor vag with her half-inch acrylics. Want to bookmark your favourite articles and stories to read or reference later? Seemed good on paper: masters student, yoga teacher, cultured, etc. So, first he says he’s got a foot fetish. Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter! ", "We went to her place and the entire house reeked like cat pee. Anyway… After arriving – with my salad ready, beside his plate of tacos – he spent the next half an hour telling me about his model ex-girlfriend and how passionate their ‘breakup sex’ had been…last weekend. She invites me to a barbecue with some of her former coworkers. Apparently, a large swath of the population has not read our list of the worst dating mistakes you can possibly make, because these stories are bad, bad, bad. On our fourth date we went back to his place to watch football. I had a bathroom, but maybe she just got lost and couldn’t hold it? Went on a date with a guy. ", From PBandJAMM: "I have a chipped tooth in the back and ended up slicing this guy's dick open from it..blood everywhere..he took off pretty quickly after that I deleted my Tinder account shortly after. I wonder why he was single…. He started slamming down Mai Tais. (It had been quiet a few months since I had last had the sexy time. And so he gets up, his face turns red as fuck, his eyes are huge and he runs to the bathroom…he’s freaking out bc this vibrator is fucking stuck in his asshole…I walk up to the bathroom and he’s suddenly white as a ghost and crying and shaking and he has basically ripped his ass with his hand, it is covered in blood. My wife's friend showed me a guy she was chatting to who randomly sent her a picture of his dick with a measuring tape next to it. From simple tales of strangers losing their temper in a message to situations so out of control they warrant calling the police, Tinder users have … I know I should have just left right then but I’m actually quite patient with people and also not that smart. I had no time for dates and he got extremely mad. We started making out, she took off my bra, I took off hers, she took my pants off, I took hers off. Check. A state trooper. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place!

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